Trillions
Good evening all,
What a difference, a week can make… Obama is sworn in to power, UK bank share prices crumble towards the precipice of nationalisation and Zimbabwe begins printing $100 trillion notes!!!
In the football world, Spurs agree a £12m deal for Palacios, Kaka turns down a weekly wage of £500,000 at Man City and AIG end their sponsorship of Man U.
Liverpool lose their place at the top as they draw 1 all with Everton, whilst Defoe scores against former club Portsmouth as Tottenham also take a 1 all draw. West Ham win 3 – 1 against Fulham, whilst Roberts scores 2 goals on Blackburns way to a 3 nil win over Newcastle.
A goal from Berbatov was enough to secure their away win to Bolton, whilst Chelsea came from behind to beat Stoke 2 – 1 with Lampard scoring in the final minute. Adebayor, Nasri and Bendtner ensured Arsenals 3 – 1 win over Hull, while West Brom romped to victory against Middlesborough, Aston Villa maintain their pressure at the top with an away win against Sunderland and a single goal for Man City was enough to secure their win against Wigan.
Hope everyone’s enjoying their Wednesday…
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Fun Things to do at the Office
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
- Walk into people’s offices, taking a careful look around. Talk into your shirt, saying ‘No sign of him yet, Chief.’
- When the phone rings, answer by saying ‘KBBL, you’re on the air.’
- Get in the elevator and pretend to hold the door open for invisible people.
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you ‘got the last one.’
- Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say ‘You never can be too careful.’
- Turn your radio up full blast and sing along loudly with the song. Invite others to join you.
- Pretend to be hypnotized by someone’s screen saver.
- Go into someone’s office, grab a book from their shelves, and begin reading it aloud to them. If they interrupt, give them an evil look.
- Use a hole punch to punch holes in all your outgoing mail. Explain that the holes ‘make it more aerodynamic’.
- Bring a lawnmower into the office and pretend to mow the carpet.
- Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to ‘change the channel’ on people’s computers. When it doesn’t work, mumble something about ‘cheap Japanese crap.’
- Pull a chair up to your window and pretend to be working at a drive-through.
- Stand at the washroom door carrying a baseball bat, ask everyone in a low voice if they washed their hands.
- Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands from time to time.
- Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice
- Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
- Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.
- When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
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