Still Got Two Arms
Morning all,
Before we get on to the football, did anyone bother watching the Oscars? I doubt it. Why? Well when you watch a movie you’ve paid money to see, you expect the actors and actresses to at least do a plausable impression of a human being – so why pat them on the back for doing their jobs? What’s more upsetting is when half way through a film, you can’t decide whether to gnaw your own arm off just so you have something to either shield your eyes with or throw at the screen in protest of the embarassing acting. Well a few weeks ago they hosted the 31st Golden Raspberry Awards (Razzies) which celebrates these attrocities. See how many you’ve experienced…
Worst Picture
- The Last Airbender
Worst Actor
- Ashoton Kutcher (in Killers and Valentine’s Day)
Worst Actress
- Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon (in Sex and the City 2)
Worst Supporting Actor
- Jackson Rathbone (in The Last Airbender and Twilight: Eclipse)
Worst Supporting Actress
- Jessica Alba (in The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers and Machete)
Worst Screen Couple \ Ensemble:
The Entire Cast of Sex and the City 2
And it goes on…
Anyway in this fantasy football update we’ve actually got two updates, so the points have moved on a fair bit. “The Damned United” are still top but the gap is closing all the time and “U’s knows it” and “U aint seen Ruthin yet” have been blitzing up the ranks into the top 10. Less than 100 points seperates 30th place and 11th place which is nothing, so if the likes of “Powermonkeys” can continue to get 60 points each week, then we’ll undoubtedly be seeing an intense season finish.
Hope everyone has a relaxing weekend.
I will buy anyone a beer who can tell me on Monday they sat through the emo fest that is all 3 Twilight films and still has two arms…
If you happen to bump into Kristen Stewart can you let her know that looking like you permanently need the toilet does not equal acting.
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