New Study Too Terrifying To Release
Well, well, what a bank holiday…
On Monday I started writing an analysis of the weekends football action but I deemed it too contraversial to release. However apparently at 3am this morning, senior advisers woke the President to debrief him on the study, which he promptly ordered classified. A spokesperson for the Pentagon has declined to confirm reports that more than 90 per cent o f the U.S. nuclear arsenal has been aimed at the Cardiff Bay area for the past 8 hours.
So since I can’t talk about the fact that the Croatian Football Association are accusing UK clubs of a conspriacy to “take out” their players, and since I’ve been sworn to secrecy over the Arsenal allegations that Man U used “anti-football tactics” during their weekend win, and since I have now been handed a gagging order on devulging details of how the “diving” trend highlighted by Eduardo threatens to consume the entire league, I’m just going to keep to the boring stuff…
People have been asking for more details on the prizes, and I’m thinking something like this:
End of season prizes will go from 1st place (£100) to 20th place (£5) and there will be an 4 prizes every month – highest points climb (£5), highest position climb (£5), and two others that I’m just tweaking the details to, but which will give the Portsmouths and Boltons of this world a chance to win a few dollars.
People have also been asking about this years transfer rules. These will be as follows:
Everyone will get 1 transfer at the end of September – this is to help with any early season injuries etc – if you don’t use it though, you cant carry it over to a later time.
Everyone will get 2 transfers in January – exact date will tie in with the end of the real-life transfer window.
Everyone will get 2 transfers at the end of Easter – again the exact date will tie in with the end of the real-life transfer window.
Also for those people struggling with the Excel macro file, you can now see a very simple full league display by clicking on “League File” and then “Simple” in the top website menu. Otherwise just go for “Normal” by the same route.
Have some…
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3 Comments to “New Study Too Terrifying To Release”
Oi referee…….
Since when have 10 man teams been alllowed??
“I beg the forgiveness of God for unleashing this hellish study upon humanity,” added Greg, dropping to his knees. “I am death, destroyer or worlds.”
Excellent work on the simple League.
Good times.
