Alot of movement in the League – but I’ll let you see for yourself.

Transfers for February are complete.

Still waiting for one of last months winners “Mundo” to come forward.

Those who have tried sending their “Picture Quiz” results via the website have experienced problems. Apologies for that. Instead the rules of that Fun Competition have changed to simply be: Email me the answer (normally) to the following questions. The answers will either be the two names making up a famous musical couple or the name of their band:

(see the email for the 5 picture questions)

Have a great Valentines weekend.

There will be no love lost at the England Wales game.

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What a difference, a week can make… Obama is sworn in to power, UK bank share prices crumble towards the precipice of nationalisation and Zimbabwe begins printing $100 trillion notes!!!

In the football world, Spurs agree a £12m deal for Palacios, Kaka turns down a weekly wage of £500,000 at Man City and AIG end their sponsorship of Man U.

Liverpool lose their place at the top as they draw 1 all with Everton, whilst Defoe scores against former club Portsmouth as Tottenham also take a 1 all draw. West Ham win 3 – 1 against Fulham, whilst Roberts scores 2 goals on Blackburns way to a 3 nil win over Newcastle.

A goal from Berbatov was enough to secure their away win to Bolton, whilst Chelsea came from behind to beat Stoke 2 – 1 with Lampard scoring in the final minute. Adebayor, Nasri and Bendtner ensured Arsenals 3 – 1 win over Hull, while West Brom romped to victory against Middlesborough, Aston Villa maintain their pressure at the top with an away win against Sunderland and a single goal for Man City was enough to secure their win against Wigan.

Hope everyone’s enjoying their Wednesday…

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Fun Things to do at the Office

- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”

- Walk into people’s offices, taking a careful look around. Talk into your shirt, saying ‘No sign of him yet, Chief.’

- When the phone rings, answer by saying ‘KBBL, you’re on the air.’

- Get in the elevator and pretend to hold the door open for invisible people.

- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

- Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you ‘got the last one.’

- Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say ‘You never can be too careful.’

- Turn your radio up full blast and sing along loudly with the song. Invite others to join you.

- Pretend to be hypnotized by someone’s screen saver.

- Go into someone’s office, grab a book from their shelves, and begin reading it aloud to them. If they interrupt, give them an evil look.

- Use a hole punch to punch holes in all your outgoing mail. Explain that the holes ‘make it more aerodynamic’.

- Bring a lawnmower into the office and pretend to mow the carpet.

- Bring a TV remote control to the office and try to ‘change the channel’ on people’s computers. When it doesn’t work, mumble something about ‘cheap Japanese crap.’

- Pull a chair up to your window and pretend to be working at a drive-through.

- Stand at the washroom door carrying a baseball bat, ask everyone in a low voice if they washed their hands.

- Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands from time to time.

- Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”

- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

- Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice

- Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

- Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.

- When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.

Team’s are all in:

It doesn’t matter if you came first or last in the previous season or whether you don’t know the boot size of Crouch or the type of fake tan Ronaldo uses – this game is really only 1% about football, 50% about luck and 100% about fun. So make sure all your team are involved, invite your friends and get in on the action.

There will be more monthly prizes than ever before for people up and down the table – with the normal cheeky helping of non-sensical banter.

To begin with, we just need to get the teams in so please fill out the attached form and send back in the usual manner.

Rules as normal and below.

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RULES

- Entry will be £5 per team.

- Your team’s value cannot exceed £50million.
- You must pick no more than two players from any one Premiership side.
- Your team must have one keeper, four defenders, three or four midfielders, and two or three forwards.

- Please complete the attached team sheet by typing in the code for each player selected and send back to me.

- Details on transfer rules soon.

- First game is Saturday August 16th so all entries need to be submitted before then – and money will be collected during the first month.

- Please pass on to anyone else who is interested.

Good luck – let the mind games begin…