I’ve got one word for you… GOAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!! It was a beast of a weekend in the Premiership with 33 goals to thrill the crowds including a hatrick from Torres during the 7 goal match against Hull, 4 goals from the mightly Robbie Keane during Spurs 5 nil demolition of Burnley, and a raft of goals [...]

I’ve just been reading that civilization will reach an all-time low at 3:32pm today. “From the prehistoric Lascaux cave paintings to the stirring symphonies of Mozart to today’s hot-dog eating competitions and action films with comical gerbils, culture has descended into a festering pool of mass ignorance,” said Yale sociologist Paul Riordan. The panel said [...]